The Return of the Real Housewives of New Jersey (pre-show post)

I've just set up this blog and am typing as fast as my little fingers will allow me to since I'm on the west coast and "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" on BravoTV is about to air on the east coast. I just wanted to put it out there that even though I'm a singleton, I absolutely adore the Real Housewives. I'm not here to spread hate like a lot of people like to do. I truly adore these women and if it seems I'm poking fun it's only because I'm jealous. It takes a lot for a woman to put herself out there and let it all hang out for the entire world to see through a networks editing eye, so I give them big thanks for sharing their entertaining and zany lives with us.

When the cycle of Housewives began I thought it was ok, but really fell for them after Teresa Giudice's table flip and coining of our favorite term, "Prostitution Whore." After that moment, I made it a point to catch the many reruns BravoTV showed. I also started stalking them, I mean, following them on Twitter.

I am anticipating over-the-top spending of cash, gaudy fashion and decor, exciting dinners where the kids are invited to watch destruction, lavished children, plastic surgery, lessons on family business and much much more. I can only hope!

In conclusion, I hope I'm not predicting anything, but after watching the NYC installment and watching American women split sides and then change favorites, I'm quite afraid we may all be rooting for Danielle in the end. Let's hope not.